De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Kieron Hellblade » 26 Jul 2011 11:43

Was ongetwijfeld een groot man, nou hier met dat geld.
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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Kieron Hellblade » 28 Jul 2011 11:52

Wow, ik heb een thread gevonden op SA die me wel even bezig houdt.

"If you ever leave me, I will kill you!" Post your crazy ex stories

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Post by Kieron Hellblade » 28 Jul 2011 13:30

Juweeltje...

I think I've been that crazy ex, more times than I'd like to admit.

But I have some crazy chick stories. BUT GOOD CRAZY CHICK STORIES!!!!!!

About a year ago I was working as a waiter in New Orleans, and one night one of my co-workers brings her roommate in to the restaurant. The roommate, who we'll call Eva, is a super hot brunette chick. Her and I chat a little bit, and there's definitely chemistry. Before my co-worker leaves that night, she pulls me aside and informs me that Eva wants to fuck me.
So a few nights later, a few of us from work are hanging out, drinking, and playing rock band. Eva comes along, and her and I do some heavy flirting. I make the excuse that I don't have a computer, but I need to use the internet for something, could I come to her place and use hers? (turns out she lives right down the street from me) So we get back to her place, we chat while I use her laptop, then I start looking at her music. She's got plenty of Marvin Gaye... nice. I throw it on, and we start kissing. We're making out, (at this point her roommate comes home, looks in the window and sees us, and leaves) and I go to take off her shirt. She stops me, and admits that she has a boyfriend who lives in Baton Rouge. I immediately apologize and start to go. But she stops me and says she's still thinking about it. I tell her that her relationship is none of my business, so she can do whatever she wants and I won't judge her. So we have awesome sex and I spend the night.
I start seeing her kind of regularly, I guess I was her New Orleans guy and her boyfriend was her Baton Rouge guy. Now, as the time passes, our sex gets wilder and wilder. Turns out, she likes really rough sex. On the border of really violent. Then one day, she admits her really fantasy to me...

:P Do you know what really gets me off?
:? What? I'll do whatever you want, baby.
:P Nazis...
:? Like Hitler?
:P Well, not just nazis. I like to see them get hurt.
:? That's... cool I guess. I hate fascism too. So I guess its good when fascists get hurt.
:P No, I mean I really get off on it. Like, you know Inglourious Basterds?
:? Yeah, that's a good movie.
:P You know the part where Hitler gets shot in the face?
:? Yeah.
:P When I first saw that I had an orgasm.

Then she reveals to me that she has made her own Nazi SS uniform. And she microwaved a bunch of fake blood. And she has a knife.
Next thing I know, she's dressed up like a sexy SS officer covered in fake blood, while I'm holding a knife to her throat, fucking her, and calling her a fascist pig.

Eventually I moved, and last thing I heard her other boyfriend found out about me and dumped her [though a quick look at her facebook revealed they're back together], but judging from her facebook she's still in Film School and is working as a fashion model.

And that's the story of why I consider myself a WW2 veteran.
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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Kieron Hellblade » 13 Sep 2011 09:57

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Toch wel mooi, niet alleen een professionele bankier die mij aanraadt, maar zijn zus steunt het ook. Dat maakt het zeker weten legit.
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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Harrison » 22 Feb 2012 14:09

Greatest love story ever told? Greatest love story ever told.

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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Kieron Hellblade » 22 Feb 2012 14:26

Damn, women be crazy
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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Joseph » 22 Feb 2012 16:43

Zo romantisch op een crazy psycho manier

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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Kieron Hellblade » 22 Feb 2012 16:46

Hoezo crazy? Ze hadden al een hele week! Dan is een tattoo met het gezicht van je geliefde echt geen grote stap meer.
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Re: De grote houd Peter op zijn werk bezig thread

Post by Joseph » 23 Feb 2012 09:33

Een tattoo is natuurlijk het top punt.

Twee andere duidelijk signalen dat zo iets er aan komt:
-Na een paar dagen daten je haar ouder's voor de eerste keer ontmoet (een beetje vroeg, maarja je bent verliefd ) en dan de foto van jullie twee samen tussen de familie foto's ziet staan.
- SMS bombardement.

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